Thursday, December 25, 2014

Naughty List

It's 4:20 a.m on Christmas morning and my computer thinks it's 9:19pm. I'm stuck in a time warp. And what the heck am I doing awake at this hour? I'm up with the worst back spasms I've ever had in my life. For real. As in take your breath away bad. Cry like a baby bad. An unfortunate side affect of forgetting I was 57 and thinking I could hoist the world's largest/heaviest box into a shopping cart at the UPS store.

So this year Christmas is made possible by the generous contributions of the makers of Purity Eggnog, Maker's Mark, Advil and Flexeril (but not all at once, mind you).
Funny, I didn't even know I was on the naughty list...

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